Man Plans Poorly

A 30 year old Colorado man was arrested on charges of unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy after he was found hiding in the porta-potty of a yoga festival. When we say IN the porta-potty, we mean IN it. As in he was covered in a tarp, hiding in the basin underneath the toilet with the hopes of catching a glimpse of some yogi lady parts. The man was originally questioned for panhandling when a witness identified him as the person she had seen inside her toilet earlier in the day. The fact that he was covered in human excrement also helped to alert the police to his identity.

In addition to arresting him, officers informed him about an invention called the internet, which for many years now has made this sort of herculean effort to see a stranger naked virtually obsolete.