Michael Vick has No Decency...and Terrible Taste In Footwear

Did you spend your day wondering how a man who has admitted to murdering dogs might spend less than a year in prison? Did you spend your morning pondering how you would feel if that same man got out of prison for said dog murdering and was welcomed back to play professional football for the NFL? Did you waste your whole afternoon hoping that dog murderers are treated the same way that child molesters are in the clink? I sure did. If you did too, here is another reason to hate Michael Vick. Not only is he a terrible human being, he sells HIDEOUS shoes. I highly recommend this video. The best part is when he talks about how much he loves dogs.

*Thanks to Julie for the tip.

More Trouble for Michael Vick

If you thought Michael Vick was in trouble before, then you will think he is absolutely screwed now! An South Carolina inmate has filed a "$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar" complaint against him. The inmate claims that Michael:

• Stole his dogs to use in dog fights
• Sold the dogs on EBay when he was done with them
  
• Used the money from the EBay sale to purchase missiles from Iran
  
• Stole the inmate's identity and used his information to get a store credit card from PetSmart to buy dog food for the animals involved in his dogfighting ring
• Used drugs in a school zone

These are just the highlights. He did a bunch of other stuff too. The inmate also requested that Michael Vick stop "physically hurting (his) feelings and dashing (his) hopes”.

You can read the entire handwritten complaint, here. Trust me when I tell you that it is worth a minute of your time.