More Trouble for Michael Vick
If you thought Michael Vick was in trouble before, then you will think he is absolutely screwed now! An South Carolina inmate has filed a "$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar" complaint against him. The inmate claims that Michael:
- Stole his dogs to use in dog fights
- Sold the dogs on EBay when he was done with them
- Used the money from the EBay sale to purchase missiles from Iran
- Stole the inmate's identity and used his information to get a store credit card from PetSmart to buy dog food for the animals involved in his dogfighting ring
- Used drugs in a school zone
You can read the entire handwritten complaint, here. Trust me when I tell you that it is worth a minute of your time.
Labels: Crazy, Iran, Michael Vick
5 Comments:
WOW. That is the definition of amazing. I am actually very impressed with the language of the lawsuit - someone must be reading up in the prison library! Looks like Vick is in some real hot water now!
9:15 AM
That poor man needs serious help and he's not going to get it in prison.
9:34 AM
The guy who filed the law suit or Michael Vick? I think they both need help but I think the help that Michael Vick needs is EXACTLY the kind of help that is given out in prison.
10:12 AM
Poor Mr. Riches©. I don't care about any dog-fighting scum bag.
10:44 AM
Mr. Riches is at it again.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0816071riches2.html
Check out #5. Bonds is so strong, he cracked the Liberty Bell with a baseball bat! Who knew? I guess those steriods give one a very long life as the first repair of the infamous crack was completed in 1846 (according to Wiki - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Bell)
1:52 PM
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