Celeb Reality Show Ends in Tragedy

This hasn't happened yet, but I am confident that this will be a real headline soon. The latest concept in C-list celeb reality shows is to be called "Armed and Famous" where (former) celebs will work as police officers in the town of Muncie, Indiana.

The (former if ever) celebs were sworn in yesterday as reserve officers of the Muncie PD. The list of participants includes Erik Estrada (of CHiPS), La Toya Jackson (I don't know why she is famous but I don't have any inclination to look it up), Jack Osbourne (I can't see any reason why a former drug addict shouldn't be a police officer, can you?), Wee Man (of Jackass) and Trish Stratus (a female wrestler?).

Everyone was issued a badge, and a gun (hence the presumption that this show will end in tragedy). The celebs will be filmed as they assist real cops in real cop-type situations.

I can't say that I won't watch this show. In fact, I am pretty certain I will watch this show, but I would like to go on record as saying that people who couldn't keep their own careers alive shouldn't be charged with protecting the lives of the public.