Virgina Punished with 2-Headed Calf Monster*

First the great state of Virginia puts reported bigot, Virgil Goode into office, and then they are blessed with the birth of a 2-headed calf. While science can’t identify a concrete link between the two seemingly separate instances, it also can’t tell us the answer to “Why would anyone drink Stag Beer?” Maybe there are things we aren’t meant to know, but I sense Virginia is in trouble with someone important.

*This story would be better if the calf WAS actually a monster. Apparently she is very sweet. Maybe an evil 2-headed calf is punishment for Virgil Goode while a nice 2-headed calf is reward for the good things that come out of Virginia, like…um…yeah, I can’t think of anything but Virgil Goode and tobacco, so clearly the birth of that crazy beast (sweet as she may be) is a bad sign.