You WILL ENJOY This Festival!

China is a country that prides itself on the popularity of state sponsored events. He County is no exception. For their upcoming Agricultural fair, the Third Vegetable Exposition, the He County Government ordered "all town and village work units" to issue tickets to their workers in hopes of filling the 30,000 seat venue booked for the fair's opening ceremonies. They also noted that "All items on the program must be warmly welcomed and applauded" by the attendees.

If you want to have a successful state sponsored program, one thing you could choose to do is "strongly encourage" all of your state sponsored workers to come and applaud. It is a logical and obvious solution!

China is going to own us soon. Sigh.