Boy Oh Boy...George

Boy George got super pissed today as he attempted to complete his first of 5 days of court-ordered community service. As the paparazzi closed in, Boy George shouted “Do you think you are better than me?” at the group of camera-toting onlookers.

To answer him (not that he was really addressing me, but having an awesome blog sort of makes Scooter and I part of the 'media')...I’m not really sure if I think I am better than you. I don’t think that I can dress as creatively as you did at the height of your 1980’s popularity. I will say that if I ever had a house full of cocaine, I wouldn’t call in a fake robbery to the police, inviting them to come and find my stash.

Yep, that is what he did to get the community service in the first place. Originally he tried to convince the judge to let him serve the community by doing a fashion or make-up workshop for teens. The judge sentenced him to sweeping the streets of Manhattan instead. Perhaps he realized any make-up workshop hosted by Boy George would start with “First close your eyes, then just apply until you can’t feel your face anymore.” and end with teenagers wandering onto the street to frighten tourists and old people.