Clay Aiken Gets New Hairstyle, Comes Out as Not Gay, Probably

"What do you say (to that question)? … It's like when I was 8. I remember something would get broken in the house, and Mom and Dad would call me in and say, 'Did you do this?' Well, it didn't matter what I said. The only thing they would believe was yes. … People are going to believe what they want."
Now, he didn’t say that he isn’t gay, but with a haircut like that, how could he be?
4 Comments:
or is he gay...most straight men I know have the same hair style they have had for the last ten years....then again his choices are just bad, so....
10:28 AM
I'm not clear; why do we care if Clay is gay. Aside from the obvious poetry of it all - I'm not sure I want to consider who Clay is with when he hits the hay. Yeah, yeah, yeah...
7:01 PM
To clarify, we don't care if Clay Aiken is gay. If we had listened to his music before, we would still listen when he comes out of the closet. And I wouldn't be suggesting he is gay if he hadn't transmitted half naked pictures of himself to dudes on the internet.
8:46 AM
Ahh. Clarity.
11:12 AM
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