Those Fools Think They Can Jail Wesley Snipes

The IRS claims that Wesley Snipes has evaded taxes for half a decade and may or may not have falsely claimed $12 Million in refunds, but please, this man is an American HERO. Those suits at the IRS have no idea what they are dealing with. Wesley Snipes single-handedly thwarted the efforts of terrorist Charles Rane to bring down a passenger plane, lived as a half-human/half-vampire (a.k.a. Manpire) to save the entire human race, AND while working as a DC cop he solved the murder of a young staffer KILLED AT THE WHITE HOUSE! For God’s sake! We should be paying HIM taxes for all the good he has done!

I can’t wait to see this. There is no prison that will hold Wesley Snipes. You may remember that he has already escaped police custody once before and that was with 1^st degree badass Tommy Lee Jones leading the investigation. The GTB’s prediction is that Wesley Snipes will spend 2 days in prison before tearing down the cement walls with his bare hands and threatening guards with a weapon made completely out of soap on a rope and last night's chow line meatloaf. Good luck US Prison System, you’re gonna need it!