I've Got a Plan For Iraq

On Thursday, the Swiss accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. During a routine training exercise, 170 Swiss Infantry Soldiers got lost and wandered 1-mile over the border into the neighboring principality. Upon realizing what they had done, they quickly retreated without major diplomatic incident.

I think this could be the beginnings of a hazy framework of a plan for Iraq. We just slowly start to walk away. If anyone asks we just say "Whoops! We just got lost and wandered over here. No harm, no foul, right? Look over there! It's Superman!" Then we bolt. The Swiss are brilliant. They had a 10-minute invasion. That's what I call "Shock and Awe"!