I Love You Wolfie!

World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz (who you may remember from such productions as "The Iraq War") is under fire this week after revealing that he was involved in the salary negotiations and eventual promotion of his girlfriend Shaha Riza.

I'm not at all shocked that Paul Wolfowitz went to the World Bank promising to fight corruption and then promptly engaged in corruption, I am however shocked that Wolfie has a girlfriend.

Picture a swanky cocktail party..."My boyfriend drives a Corvette," says a woman in a red dress "Well, my boyfriend orchestrated the invasion of Iraq!" says Shaha Riza. Poor Shaha Riza, your boyfriend loses.