Must Be the Provigil

There is a rumor circulating that Britney Spears failed one of the 6 out of 14 drug tests that she has bothered to show up for. Team Britney claims that the failure was due in part to the presence of the prescription drug Provigil that Britney takes to control her Narcolepsy.

Time out...Britney Spears is Narcoleptic? Notice that her lawyer didn't mention her narcolepsy when trying to explain why Britney can't manage to make it out of bed to go to her drug tests:

“The idea that she needs to respond within the hour is meaningless. Is the issue that Britney Spears needs to get up at 8.30am and answer the phone? She's a pop star with a number one album. She is not up that early."

Did Britney Spears find her lawyer at A.) the back-up dancer unemployment office or B.) an Arby's?

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