Pickle Tosser Gets Probation

Good News! Bobby Lee Bolen got probation! Who is Bobby Lee Bolen you may ask? Very good question my smart friend. Bobby Lee Bolen is the Buchanan, MI man who was just hanging out at his buddy Jody Lee's house when things went terribly wrong. Bobby Lee went to the fridge to help himself to some pickles. Jody told him to lay off the pickles because he couldn't afford to feed anyone and everyone who wanted some pickles from his fridge. The men had a verbal altercation. Bobby Lee stormed out of the house. Jody contemplated their friendship. Bobby Lee stormed back in, tossed Jody down on the couch and threw 2 large pickles at him shouting "Here's your damn pickles!" Police say that alcohol played a role in the incident.

Bobby Lee was charged with assault but has escaped with just a year of probation. I just thought it was good news that you might want to hear, you know, in case you are keeping a list of things you can hurl at your ex-friends without getting jail time.