Oh Right! THAT’S Why I didn’t Want to Go to Prison in Pakistan!

A 40-year old Pakistani man, in jail for 4 years after being convicted for making liquor, is resting comfortably (ok, he has been for a few weeks, I just found this) after having a light bulb removed from his anus. Lucky for him, the light bulb didn’t break and doctors were able to remove the object without complication. The inmate claims he was drugged by guards or fellow inmates who then inserted the bulb. I don’t know who’s bright idea this was (pun intended), but whatever happened to the good old days where Pakistani Prison pranks were limited to “fake fly in your Lentils” and my personal favorite, “dead rat under your sleepin’ mat”?