Pete Doherty is Hans Klopek?

Our loyal reader Bucket sent in this tip for consideration. She thinks that her boyfriend, Hans Klopek (right) looks ALOT like Pete Doherty (left). In fact, they might even be the same person. Bucket is hoping that they are, since afterall, Pete Doherty dates Supermodel/Cocaine addict Kate Moss. If Bucket were able to say that she and Kate Moss have the same boyfriend, she would then be able to go to awesome parties and snort coke and lose a bunch of modeling contracts, just like Kate did. Are Hans Klopek (of "The 'Burbs" starring Tom Hanks as a man who attempts to investigate whether or not his whacky new neighbors are in fact murderers while hilarity ensues) and Pete Doherty (heroine, cocaine, and model addict) the same person? You decide.