Mother of Pretty Bank Bandit Speaks Out
Joy Miller, the mother of one of the 19-year old "giggling bandits" accused of robbing a bank in Georgia last week came out today in defense of her daughter saying "I want (people) to know that (Ashley) and Heather both are not bandits. They're little girls that made a bad choice."
Correction Mama Miller, a bad choice is mixing Goldschlager with orange juice or splitting 5's, robbing a bank is a felony. I didn't even know people still robbed banks and actually Mama Miller is right on one count, these girls aren't bandits because bandits wear clever disguises. These girls just wore sunglasses, which makes them idiots. Enjoy prison pretty ladies!
Labels: Stupid Criminals
3 Comments:
Anybody can look cute on closed-circuit security camera footage. Did you see their mugshots? Yikes.
9:36 AM
Jono's right. Not cute. Ugh, throw the book at em.
10:25 AM
The mugshots are terrible. see this link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17488671/site/newsweek/
My favorite line from the story: How did two girls who grew up in comfortable middle-class homes with a wealth of opportunity wind up as exotic dancers and accused crooks?
4:39 PM
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