Drum Roll Please...

While we can't confirm this from a reputable source (I found this article on E Canada Now and China Daily), the world is all a-buzz that Britney Spears is planning to adopt a baby from Africa (mirroring her idol Madonna who kidnapped a baby from Africa just this week). So, Scooter and I play this game called "Would You Rather" and this is a PERFECT scenario:

Would you rather live in an African Orphanage or have Kevin Federline and Britney Spears as your parents?

Tough call, but definitely a Tara-ble idea (even if it isn't true, it came from somewhere and wherever that somewhere is, it is a land of tara-ble ideas and should be recognized as such).