That Was A Close One!

Good thing you all ignored me when I asked for help in the GTB's pursuit to own a Woolly Mammoth. Turns out that A.) it was only a skeleton and B.) it sold for $421,200. What would I do with a woolly mammoth SKELETON? I'd have to buy a ton of cats and spend 12 hours a day shaving them and gluing their fur onto the mammoth bones. The process could take months and that is time I don't have. Once again, you readers were right. Feel free to still buy those t-shirts. I think they are accurate (unless there is a blog out there that DOES own a woolly mammoth, in which case, you should be reading that blog instead of this one).